DOWNFALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION=DICK

Steve McNair is the latest.  What is it with dumb dick?  Young pussy?  What happened?  Was he set up, did his lover really kill him then herself?  Boys, set up a trick house, put an Escalade in her name and have a good time, oh but no, had to promise to leave his wife and they to get married—LOL, please, loose lips sink ships and end lives.  McNair it was a pleasure to watch you play ball, life goes on for those around you, but it goes sadly.

OOPS, YOU BE DEAD!!

A woman who admitted killing one of France’s richest men during sex games told a Swiss court Monday, she shot him dead because he called her a whore.  Now, think about that, she was his mistress and they were playing sexual games and she blew (not the enjoyable blow) him away.

“Of course I am 100% guilty because I did it,” said Cecile Brossard, mistress of the slain banker; she told a 15 member jury, adding that she lost control when he told her, “One million for a whore, that’s expensive.”

The body of the guy was found in his penthouse apartment in Geneva in 2005, he was wearing a latex suit and had been shot twice in the head and twice in the body.

Brossard’s lawyer says it was a crime of passion, punishable by up to 10 years imprisonment.  What do you think?  Passion to the max, was it that difficult to get his pecker up?   Game over, no mas.  Guilt will make you do foolish things, and more guilt to be piled on, is there no end?

Update:  She be imprisoned for the death of her “Daddy.”  Cecile Brossard got 8 1/2 years for murdering her lover; not a bad sentence for blowing the guy away.

“A LOAD OF CRAP” OR WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT

Swear to the heavens if this isn’t the truth.  A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy (for real) has blown away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before landing again on top of a passing car.

The art work, ‘Complex Shit’, is the size of house.  Can you imagine looking to the sky a seeing flying shit?  This happened to Pink Floyd with the release of one of their Albums.  In December of 1976 a giant inflatable pig was tethered to one of the chimneys of a power station for a photographic shoot and the pig broke free and was spotted by aircraft approaching Heathrow Airport.  Oh those Brits.   Bottom line to all of this meandering is “shit happens”.  Have the best day you can because I am.

“SHIT HAPPENS”

Old homes, old pipes and you know the pipes have a tendency to clog–being inclined to simply not have that happen, I put a little note on the wall in the bathroom “old pipes clog please use waste can to dispose of all paper material”, no problem, that has gone on for years.

Last week I had some friends over and that included a Mom who is close to ninety years old and sharp as a tack, but sometimes forgets, not regularly, just sometimes.  Ms. Mom was telling me of one of her experiences from the previous week; Mom had a bag of clothing in a big plastic bag that she was going to donate to the local thrift shop and she had her daughter drop it off.  Thrift shop used to be run by Catholic Charities but has been taken over my some guy who thinks everything is of great value and it is not really a thrift shop but his toy of his for collecting items, even though he has it as a non-profit organization.  Have I gone off track, yes, to resume:  Daughter and thrift shop owner have clashed in the past so daughter has refrained from visiting the shop.  Mom gives her the bag anyway and asked her to drop it off at the thrift shop, dutiful daughter does and then the “shit happens.”  Owner comes running out of the thrift shop with a plastic bag, full of toilet paper and left overs and starts to scream at daughter about being evil, sick and never to step foot in his place again.  Mom, while meaning well had mixed the waste in with the thrift shop bag and therefore the title of the blog.  Daughter was shocked but really happy it happened, the guy is greedy and silly and what a nice way to tell him to “stick it up his ass.”