MISSOURI: HOME TO PEDOPHILES, PUPPY MILLS & RUSH LIMBAUGH

I must be wearing out the neutering and lobotomy scenario, but come on…Grandpa and sons having the time of their lives with their daughters and granddaughters…Let’s keep it quiet and write notes and put them in bottles; this is the way we get rid of our sins.  Whose sins are we getting rid of?  Phuque that shit.  Give me the knife, I will cut their nuts off and those mother phuquers won’t even bleed, just feel the pain forever.

Men of God, what God are we talking about? Rural Missouri, the dogs on the property have syphilis…(Don’t know about that, but it could be true) Police and FBI digging up the property looking for bodies and notes in jars.  I have heard (,it might or might not be the truth) Rush, the pill induced, fat ass, hate monger is related to the grandpa of this crew.  His grandpa really is his Dad.  Incest is legal in rural Missouri; puppy mills and humans included.

SURE WAY TO GREEN THE WORLD–HAVE THE DICK GO SOFT (LOL)

Because men have the final say so as the world goes today, the best way to correct the mess that they have brought us to, is not have a way to correct the sexual dysfunction in men.  Bring them to their knees (quite of few already enjoy that position) knowing the chemicals that are spread are making their manhood weak. 

“Exposure to high levels of a controversial chemical found in thousands of plastic products appears to cause erectile dysfunction and other sexual problems in men, according to a new study published today.”  Washington Post, written by Lyndsey Layton.  Controversial chemical is BPA.  “Men handling BPA were four times as likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction and seven times as likely to have difficulty with ejaculation…”  Yeah, serves them right for phuquing up the enviroment, not cry and say it is not right.  BPA has been detected in dental sealants to canned food linings.  BPA has been detected in the urine of 93% of the U.S. population.

Men have created this problem, made $; let’s correct the problem now that the dick is effected; men and their dicks.  My opinion for this so-called calamity is create and make healthier products…Simple, this way the dick won’t be as useless to the hands that surround it, trying to wake it up.

Done with my ramble; woman take control of your lives because some men just want to control and it is over for them…Death, dying and hard-ons, no mas!!!!!

GIRL, FRIENDS MISTAKENLY BEAT MOTHER’S BOYFRIEND?

Key word in title of this rant is ‘mistakenly’.  How does a 16 year old girl thinking her mother is being assaulted in the bedroom, have time to round up some friends?   Seems like a little far fetched to me;  beat the crap out of a guy in her mothers bed when her ‘cougar’ mom was actually having sex?   Misinterpreted the woman’s amorous screams, and she and four other teens went to the woman’s bedroom and battered the dude pretty good. 

The teens were arraigned in Superior Court and charged with assault and conspiracy.  I wonder if the dude who was doing her mother so well, was also doing the daughter?  Jealously?  This should be interesting.

BIG OOPS AGAIN, FOR THE PRESIDENT OF PARAGUAY

President Fernando Lugo, President of the South American country of Paraguay, got caught again.  President Lugo, a former Roman Catholic bishop acknowledged fathering a different illegitimate child while still subject to his vows of chastity.  BS to chastity and these hurt BS’ers who play the game, that is it, a game.

Bishop no less, what grand costumes they wear.  Rings on many fingers and telling a young girl to feel guilt for her future sins.  The robed wonder was getting a woody thinking about the girl.  Catholic Church is about $…Let the priests marry and the Church would lose most of the $.  Why you ask?  Why leave the money to the Church when my family could use it.  Dick again, the greed of both men and Church will fall…

Another story will follow when women of the world take control and oust these power hungry, dick led assholes!!!

ALASKA, FLORIDA CONSIDER BANS ON BEASTIALITY!!?!!

Key word in the title of this rant is “consider”.  What the phuque is going on?  I wonder how many women have the desire to be phuqued by a  four legged creature?  (I know gorillas have two legs, but she could be screwing a hairy old man and not know the difference, the breath probably smells the same.)  Watch out for those sheep that roam the hills in Alaska!!!

Florida, Alaska–I wonder if they have caught the perpetrators in the act?  Wildlife at its best, what goes on in dumb dicks head?  Gonorrhea, syphilis and all other diseases to take home to the loved ones.  (You notice the plural after loved—just for the poly people)  

Shocked by cases of humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Alaska and Florida are (here comes that word) considering bans on bestiality.  The two states are among 15 where the practice is not explicitly illegal. 

Alaska’s House Judiciary Committee heard testimony Friday on a measure that would expand the state’s animal cruelty law to include sexual conduct.  I wonder if Gov. Palin is going to veto the bill when it comes across her desk?  I think she is a product of bestial incest.  $10,000 fine and up to a year in jail.   Expensive piece of bear tail, how cruel to screw a bear in hibernation.

Florida has a bill that would make bestiality punishable by up to five years in prison, no fines just having a good time screwing each other instead of the Manatees.

Enough, watching NCAA’s womens basketball; have the best day you can and please try to control the pet population, don’t screw your dog.

PIMPS SHOULD BE CASTRATED, LOBOTOMIZED AND FED TO THE DOGS!!!

Mr. Pimp has a retarded sister, 14 years of age with the mentality of a much younger child and this piece of shit used her as one of his stable of girls.   She was arrested for prostitution, found out to be pregnant and the truth came out.   Do you allow this pregnancy to continue?  Who is going to take care of this newborn?  Abort or not to abort that is the question?  This super prick was not arrested yet, what is the delay?  Lower then whale shit and that is on the bottom of the ocean.  Pricks are pricks, they will put it any hole.   Rant is over, brother will get what is coming to him…Vengeance is best served on a cold platter.

SLEAZE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

Give me some good old fashion sleaze.  One of the two Florida priests accused of embezling hundreds of thousand of dollars from the church pleaded guilty.  The Rev. Joh Skehan, 81, pleaded guilty to bilking the parishioners at St.Vincent Ferrer Catholic Church in Delray Beach for years. (I wonder if he spent some $ on Viagra?)  Skehan, who had been at the church 40 years, has been accused of taking $370,00 between 2001-2006.  Church auditors think the figure was in the millions. 

He and another Rev. have been charged with stealing to fund lavish lifestyles in what authorities said could be one of the biggest embezzlement cases to hit the U.S. Catholic Church.  (go for it, nobody is immune to deceit)  Prosecutors said the priest plucked cash from the offering plate and spent it on upscale homes, gambling trips to good time Vegas with their mistresses and somehow had a coin collection worth at least $275,000.

This is fun, after thousands of years the Jewish faith was getting over the “Merchant of Venice syndrome” and we have the sleaze of Madoff and now Nadel the billionaire sleazes.  Yeah, the Catholic Church and the celibacy crap aint working.  The bottom line to the thievery is, the guys no matter how old want the connection with woman or young boys–take your pick.

Just a ramble to occupy my time before the dogs and I go for an adventure.  Going to the lake today and hike the hills in the area.  (Lake Mead, that is.)

After thought:  It doesn’t matter what religion one professes to be, if you are a sleaze, you are a sleaze not matter what outfit you show to the public.

A SHITHOLE, IS A SHITHOLE NO MATTER HOW ONE TRIES TO CAMAFLOUGE THE SMELL!!!

Nevada gambling regulators have filed a complaint against the oldest gay bar in Vegas, it holds a slot machine license and the regulators want the license revoked.  “The conduct here is so over the top and out of control that it warrants swift and very definitive action,” Control Board member  Randy Sayre.

“Snicks”  is on Las Vegas Blvd., between the Stratosphere and Charleston Blvd., not what one would call a classy area.  What you have is old timers and hustlers ready to get it on for a few bucks.  Street hustlers, guys just out of jail and in need of a few bucks, and those that like to be sleazy are the souls that enter and are entertained at the establishment.  SNICKS is the place.  Security tapes have the antics captured; once the legal shenanigans are over, sell the tapes to recoup some of the cost.  Dick is dick and it is the male game, to me they are all losers who can’t keep their so called weapon in their pants.

TRADE: VIAGRA FOR TALIBAN SECRETS

War, greed, power seems to be the involvement with that dangling conversation between the legs of men.  Think about it,  why have military when you can have VIAGRA?  Happening in Afghanistan as I write; some 60 something years old tribal leader with young wives traded Taliban routes for some VIAGRA, and when the American military man came back to speak with him, the old man had a smile on his face and wanted more of the little pills.  You think that putz that has been President of the USA and his so called think tank could have simplified our adventures in the region; what an inexpensive solution to the happenings over there.  Why not burn the opium crops?  Let those asshole men phuque themselves to death and let the woman get out and run to the otra lada.   Dumb brainless dick, oh that is the description of our frat boy President, Bushman; no mas.

SAUDI ARABIAN MEN HOLD BEAUTY PAGENT FOR SHEEP!!??!!!

If that is not a lead title to where I am going in my blog then bless all the sheep that have been sexually exploited by the robed wonders.  Please, the value of the a fine ewes (female) is $5,000- $8,000; but good rams (nice description) can fetch hundreds of thousands.  “Rams are more expensive because they can produce 100 sheep a year, while ewes can produce a couple or so”  So called beauty pageant is off limits to women;  I wonder why?  Men sit in armchairs around a tiny runway covered with red carpeting, the stench of dung fills the cool desert air as the rams and ewes are put on display.  Side bets are being made as to which among the horny sheiks are going to bid on the tallest ewe; it was going to be his for the evening and he might where a prophylactic as not to spread the inter species disease to one of his many wives.  (Again, the key word in the last sentence was “might”–the value of women in the region is less then a goat=dollar wise)

Bottom line to my meanderings is why don’t they phuque themselves instead of the sheep?  I know, if they get caught phuquing each other Allah will reign terror on them and their families–holy shit Sherlock, one could hide anything under those robes…Have a great day and be kind to your sheep.