PALIN WILL LEAD GAY PRIDE PARADE IN SAN FRAN–’DYKES ON BIKES’

News flash!!!!  Sarah (I’m a Bad Ass) Palin has accepted the invite from the ‘Dykes on Bikes’ to lead the Gay Pride Parade in San Fran, she will be on the back of a HOG with her Daddy Dyke doing the cruise.  (Just kidding)  What a piece of sugar-coated BS the run away ex Governor is.  She and the Trump man are in need of publicity and why not make a scene like they have what it takes to be President of the U.S.

Sarah (I like the cash) Palin is FOS and can take her BS and shove it up her husbands ass.

SANFORD/PALIN=REPUBLICAN TICKET FOR 2012

Why not have the righteous duo be the presidential candidates of the Republican Party in 2012?  I see nothing wrong with hypocrites, liars and just plain weak of minded candidates.  We have had Baby Bush as President and we did not find out what a fool on the hill really was until we looked into those blank eyes when he gets stuck for an answer.   Palin can’t handle the pressure of Alaskan government, and Sanford’s soul mate  mistress is in Argentina, what a pair of ego maniacal fools. 

Please let this novella find some conclusion so I can think about what I am going to wear to Michael Jackson’s memorial.  (LOL)

PALIN=FOOL ON A HILL

Just quit as Governor, then in 2012, look cool, and run for President of the USA.  Swear to God, she thinks she has the capabilities to govern.  What is she thinking?  I know, she is going to schmooze with the homophobic Limbaugh, Huckabee,  and Hannity, truly winners.  LOL.  Michael Jackson’s memorial and Sarah Palin, what other comedy routine is going to appear on July 4th?  Talented scared human being and a fool to discuss over some beers this weekend.  Oh well, have a good 4th and we will see what tomorrow brings to us.

ALASKA, FLORIDA CONSIDER BANS ON BEASTIALITY!!?!!

Key word in the title of this rant is “consider”.  What the phuque is going on?  I wonder how many women have the desire to be phuqued by a  four legged creature?  (I know gorillas have two legs, but she could be screwing a hairy old man and not know the difference, the breath probably smells the same.)  Watch out for those sheep that roam the hills in Alaska!!!

Florida, Alaska–I wonder if they have caught the perpetrators in the act?  Wildlife at its best, what goes on in dumb dicks head?  Gonorrhea, syphilis and all other diseases to take home to the loved ones.  (You notice the plural after loved—just for the poly people)  

Shocked by cases of humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Alaska and Florida are (here comes that word) considering bans on bestiality.  The two states are among 15 where the practice is not explicitly illegal. 

Alaska’s House Judiciary Committee heard testimony Friday on a measure that would expand the state’s animal cruelty law to include sexual conduct.  I wonder if Gov. Palin is going to veto the bill when it comes across her desk?  I think she is a product of bestial incest.  $10,000 fine and up to a year in jail.   Expensive piece of bear tail, how cruel to screw a bear in hibernation.

Florida has a bill that would make bestiality punishable by up to five years in prison, no fines just having a good time screwing each other instead of the Manatees.

Enough, watching NCAA’s womens basketball; have the best day you can and please try to control the pet population, don’t screw your dog.

LIMBAUGH-NO ANSWERS JUST LOUD MOUTH FUTILITY!!

Russ the fat ass pig dressed in black is the Conservative man/woman’s hero.  He has no solutions to any of the difficulties that face us but he loves to hear himself talk nonsense.  He must have thrown away his diet pills and Prozac because he looks and sounds dopier then Amy Winehouse.  (He wishes he was as skinny as Winehouse–he needs his meth.)

If this is the hero of the Republican Party, he belongs right there with the Gov. of Louisiana and Sarah “Slaughterhouse” Palin.  Marginalize the whole damn group to the South.  Stay in the South and be the ”Holy Roller Party”.  Stay isolated with the ignorant thinking, put your heads in the sand and think the world is coming to an end.

Enough, the sun is shinning and I want to beat on Limbaugh’s ass with his boy toys’ whip.

PALIN=CLASSLESS, IGNORANT FOOL!!!

Did she have enough time to think of answers?  Two months down the road, my ninety year old mother could think of an answer by then, it might not be an answer to the question asked, but it would be an answer.  Caroline Kennedy and Sarah Palin, could not even think of the two in the same category except that they are gender equal.  Please, she belongs in the useless pile of nothingness.  Adios Sarah, Keith still loves you.

WHAT TO DO IN WASILLA ALASKA? SCORE SOME DRUGS FORM SHERRY L. JOHNSTON

I told you Wasilla was meth, coke, heroin and oxy town.  Now we have the mama of Palins daughters fiancee under arrest after months of undercover investigation.  Sherry, was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.  I don’t think that awesome, what is there to do in Wasilla?  Shoot deer from a helicopter, get drunk with the locals or really enjoy yourself with some good shit?  Troopers served the warrant at Johnston’s home at the “conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation.” 

You don’t have to be from the South (lower 48) to be recognized as PWT; the label is nationwide.  Between Reverend Warren and Sherry Johnston we shall be entertained for at least a week with this. 

Great woman’s volleyball game on today.  Standford vs. Penn State, if you have a chance to see these athletes with brains and beauty, watch it and now why volleyball is a spectator sport.   Stanford, Penn State, not only do you have the most intelligent athletes competing, they graduate and the scholarships are put to good use.   Complete 360 in this rambling, who cares?  Have the best day you can and smile, because if you smile it will comeback ten fold.

MCAIN–PALIN=”ESAD”

Those that know, know the BS of McCain & Palin is just that; BS!!!!!!!  Get out and vote, vote for the change that is inclusive not separatist…Obama-Biden=winners!!!!  What is ESAD?  Figure it out and get back to me.

PALIN OFF AND RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY IN 2012–NOT! !!!!!!

If Sarah Palin is to be considered a Presidential candidate then a baboons ass is not red and puffy.  She is a baboons ass, liar, gun totting Christian Militia’s whore.  Get ready folks this bi…  thinks she has ”IT” and more.  Senator Stevens her best buddy, (highest ranking Republican in the Senate) was found guilty on seven of the charges filed against him; he is going to do some time with the sleazes he belongs with.  Wake up Palin, you are next to face up to the BS that you are throwing around.  I bet Stevens flips on you and so does the contractor who built your home and stadium in your Mayoral town.  Did your husband watch it being built or was he riding his gift of a snowmobile?  Limbaugh will stand beside her, that is his hard on for this year.  Enough of my rant, going to take a break and frolic with my four legged friends, they don’t shit ya.

BREAKING NEWS: PALIN VISITS WAL- MART PARKING LOT FOR A SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT

I was surprised to see all the security around the local Wal-Mart; to my surprise it was the well dressed VP candidate, “Hockey Mom Palin” and she had quite a crowd, but I am sure the majority of those enjoying her attractiveness were unaware of who she was.  Why you ask?  The local store caters to predominately non English speaking clientele, mostly Latin American and parts of Europe.  American citizens they are not, but it doesn’t matter to me, she was there and so were they.  The RNC picked the wrong Wal-Mart for the AK-47 Hockey Mom to appear.  The broad needs voice lessons, she hurts my ears.  (JUST KIDDING about Wal-Mart, not about that voice.)