CHENEY’S NEW HEART—WHERE TO GO ON THAT SUBJECT?

Dick Cheney got a new heart–he has been waiting over 20 months for his replacement; I wonder where the new heart came from?  I know, a 24-year-old, lesbian, socialist who happens to be of mixed race.  I wonder if the Cheney man will have rhythm, a sincere smile, an accepting kind of guy?  Maybe he will come out of the closet at 79?  Maybe he will understand the world through eyes of compassion, instead of control.  Who knows and personally I don’t give a crap about this manipulative, corrupt, almost human, former VP

Off to run the dogs and hope Cheney is not resting peacefully….

 

NO THROWING ROCKS, PLEASE

Check this out.  First Arab American woman to crowned Miss America was picked up for drunk driving.  I hope she is not banished from her family, cast out of her faith, made to wear the traditional clothing of those scorned.  Maybe she will be on the Discovery Channel, “Muslim in America”?

Rima Fakih was arrested early Saturday on a drunken driving charge in the Detroit suburb of Highland Park.  Fakih was “very saddened and apologetic for the situation she is in right now.”  I would be too if I were in her situation.

Life in the big City, where the dogs bark at strangers.  She best take a cab if she likes her booze.

GIVE LEGAL SATUS TO YOUNG IMMIGRANTS OF LATIN CULTURE–WHY? BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO PUT ON MILITARY UNIFORMS AND FIGHT

Why give legal status to undocumented young adults?  As the title says and as Uncle Sams says, “We Want You”.  Pick up a gun, send them to Afghanistan and you be an American—Well, if that is the case, we would not have that many gang wars going on in our cities…Why not get the Somalian’s from Detroit, the (Christian) Iraqis from the San Diego region, Russian mob (NY, Seattle, LA) and Central Americans (nationwide) together, show them who to shoot and hey–two mints in one.  Lower the crime rates in our cities and let those that want and have the need to kill do it with honor. (LOL)

It is a form of ethnic cleansing that some of our politicians are calling for–old, white-haired/balding, phony tanned, so-called leaders with half a brain are really thinking about this as a solution.  Solution to what? Solution to the simplistic way of conservative thinking; more for me and you, never.

Early enough to see the sunrise, got to go and run free with the dogs.  Adios.

SPEEDO’S NOT FOR THE OVER 50 CROWD UNLESS YOU LIVE IN EUROPE OR AUSTRALIA–SO BE IT!!!

According to a lawsuit that claims a New York lifeguard with decades of experience lost his job because he refused to wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini-style swimsuit for the annual swim test. Roy Lester, who is now 61, filed his lawsuit in 2009. It was initially dismissed, but last week an appellate court reinstated it.

While the case is drawling chuckles, Lester, a triathlete with more than 40 years experience lifeguarding, says it underscores a serious issue: age discrimination. His lawsuit alleges that state parks officials were trying to drum out older lifeguards when his swimsuit choice — tight-fitting shorts that reach nearly to the knee — were given the thumbs-down.

“I wore a Speedo when I was in my 20s,” Lester said, according to the New York Daily News. “But come on. There should be a law prohibiting anyone over the age of 50 from wearing a Speedo.”

“Basically, the state’s been trying to get rid of the older guys. They really don’t like older lifeguards,” Lester told ABC News, saying he was fired from his job working the white sands of Jones Beach on Long Island in 2007. He had worked there each summer for decades and showed up to take the annual swim test in his normal swimwear. When he refused to change into a Speedo, he was fired, according to the suit. He returned in 2008 and faced the same problem.

“Older people … prefer a more modest swimsuit and thank goodness they do,” said Lester, who is a bankruptcy lawyer by profession, in that interview. “There’s a thing called aging and there’s a thing called aging gracefully.”

Officials of the state Department of Parks, Recreation and Historic Preservation, which oversees lifeguard hires, denied age discrimination and noted that there are several lifeguards over age 40 working the beaches of Long Island.

The annual test requires male guard candidates to complete a 100-yard swim in 75 seconds and, according to current rules, wear boxers, briefs or board shorts. But according to Lester’s lawsuit, when he went for his renewal test he wasn’t given such an option. Females are required to wear a “standard one piece or two piece bathing suit,” the rules say.

“I could have passed that test in dungarees,” Lester told the Daily News. He’s since found a lifeguarding job at a private beach.

Well, I would like to see what he looks like in his Speedo.  It holds all things in, even sagging sack.  ,

WAL-MART

Had to go over to the local Wal-Mart and pick up a few things…Not knowing where things were I asked the gentleman who greets the customers and here goes the experience.  Man sitting on a stool, Asian guy, older, English not his first or second language and he is not hearing to well.  I ask him where the items were and he cupped his ear, I repeated my question and he politely told me to ask somebody else.  Oh, greeting might not be his forte but I know what else he does, he checks the receipt in hand for returns and items leaving the store.   I wonder why he is called a greet man when he can’t hear you, nor does he smile.   He did greet me but I guess being close to 80 and in need of a hearing aid, he did the best he could.

“Life in the big City where the dogs bark at strangers.”

FLASH, FLASH, LEWINSKY DID TIGER TOO!!!

On her knees, Lewinsky is writing a book, I wonder if it will have a stain on it?  Monica, Monica, get a life who gives a shit if you gave the Prez a blow job and got a cigar up your cooch?  You have something to tell your (if you have them) children about, how about that, ”I went down on the Prez.”  What a woman; Moses would not be proud of his little KOSHER girl, sucking on goyim dick.

CHENEY’S TEENY WEENY-LITTLE HANDS

 Cheney’s teeny weeny, little hands and short fingers; does that give a clue to his Napoleon complex?  This man is the face of paranoid evil.  Imagine if he was well endowed, we would never hear from this prick.  Dick and Liz (asshole daughter of little dick) are preaching fear and  he wants to have a cannon in his pants, instead he has a pacemaker in his heartless heart.

End of rant; Dr. Strangelove Cheney and Annie Oakley daughter Liz, go hide.

GENDER TEST: ARE YOU MAN OR A WOMAN?

Remember the athlete who won the world 800-meter last month?  She is so androginous looking, there was a question of her gender.  IAAF (International Amatuer Athletic Federation) has received the  test results of her gender testing, but are not publicly publishing them.  Word out is that the medical report on the 18-year old (female athlete) indicate she has no ovaries, but rather has internal male testes, which are producing large amounts of testosterone.  Bottom line is she both, what do you do with the Olympics and all such athletes?  Do we have Special Olympics for those of yin and yang gender?

She is a handsome looking woman and she is not taking male hormones, she is producing them on her own and she has a true unadulterated vag,

BUGGER EATERS-WHY DO THEY PICK THEIR NOSE AND EAT WHAT THEY HAVE PICKED?

Observation of the week…Waiting a stop light and zoning I observed a grown man insert his finger in his nose and fish around the orifice until striking it rich.  He proceeded to observe his finding and liking what he saw, he inserted it in his mouth and savored the score.  What gives?  Is it the thrill of finding something, orally deprived of nourishment, or just liking the taste?

Enough, if you have a response to this observation, let me know.  Childhood habit that one did not grow out of?  Oh well,  I guess I will get a grant and do research to delve into the quandary.

Go figure, I watched that performance to its finish–long light.

SANFORD/PALIN=REPUBLICAN TICKET FOR 2012

Why not have the righteous duo be the presidential candidates of the Republican Party in 2012?  I see nothing wrong with hypocrites, liars and just plain weak of minded candidates.  We have had Baby Bush as President and we did not find out what a fool on the hill really was until we looked into those blank eyes when he gets stuck for an answer.   Palin can’t handle the pressure of Alaskan government, and Sanford’s soul mate  mistress is in Argentina, what a pair of ego maniacal fools. 

Please let this novella find some conclusion so I can think about what I am going to wear to Michael Jackson’s memorial.  (LOL)