ALASKA, FLORIDA CONSIDER BANS ON BEASTIALITY!!?!!

Key word in the title of this rant is “consider”.  What the phuque is going on?  I wonder how many women have the desire to be phuqued by a  four legged creature?  (I know gorillas have two legs, but she could be screwing a hairy old man and not know the difference, the breath probably smells the same.)  Watch out for those sheep that roam the hills in Alaska!!!

Florida, Alaska–I wonder if they have caught the perpetrators in the act?  Wildlife at its best, what goes on in dumb dicks head?  Gonorrhea, syphilis and all other diseases to take home to the loved ones.  (You notice the plural after loved—just for the poly people)  

Shocked by cases of humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Alaska and Florida are (here comes that word) considering bans on bestiality.  The two states are among 15 where the practice is not explicitly illegal. 

Alaska’s House Judiciary Committee heard testimony Friday on a measure that would expand the state’s animal cruelty law to include sexual conduct.  I wonder if Gov. Palin is going to veto the bill when it comes across her desk?  I think she is a product of bestial incest.  $10,000 fine and up to a year in jail.   Expensive piece of bear tail, how cruel to screw a bear in hibernation.

Florida has a bill that would make bestiality punishable by up to five years in prison, no fines just having a good time screwing each other instead of the Manatees.

Enough, watching NCAA’s womens basketball; have the best day you can and please try to control the pet population, don’t screw your dog.