ATTEMPT AT RAPE RENDERS FOOL HEADLESS

Lucknow, India…A woman chopped the head off a man who allegedly (she is really going to chop his head off for kicks, maybe so) tried to attack her.  Showing what would happen to others if another attempt is to be made against her, she paraded the head through a market in northern India.

Police arrested the woman late Thursday after receiving calls from frightened witnesses who reported a blood-soaked woman holding a severed head was walking through the village.

The woman, told police she had gone to a nearby forest to cut grass for fodder for her cattle when a man attacked her from behind.  “In a bid to save her dignity she beheaded him with a sickle.”  Bite marks were visible on the woman’s neck and cheek.  Bottom line to this entry is, “Don’t phuque with a woman with a sickle in her hand or you could be next.”  Role reversal, will she be charged with a criminal act or will it be self defense and so be it?