HAPPINESS IS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR AND A HARD ON!?!

The simplicity of man; the ability to get a hard on and have a full head of hair, and so goes the “Downfall of Western Civilization” as we follow along.  Scientific study has an early prediction with stem cell research it could help battle baldness.  (Do I give a crap?)  My solution to the balding problem as told to me by a observant comedian, “Let your eyebrows grow and comb them back.”  Let us do stem cell research for baldness because it affects about one in four Caucasian men before the age of 30, I guess as my Chicana friend once said to me, “It is a white mans disease” maybe she is right.  (Jut kidding–but leaning that way)  Viagra and no more balding, what a tribute to science, if all else fails phuque yourself to death with a full head of hair.  My rant is over, may all those that are worried about the balding possibilities think of the money to be saved on hair products; one can reinvest in the stock market.  $ that are spent on hair transplant therapy (is that what it is called-therapy?) $115 million.  I know what I could do with a $115 million and it would not be on hair concern.  Have a wonderful day and may your hairs on your head continue to be healthy or if not, phuque it.