ALASKA, FLORIDA CONSIDER BANS ON BEASTIALITY!!?!!

Key word in the title of this rant is “consider”.  What the phuque is going on?  I wonder how many women have the desire to be phuqued by a  four legged creature?  (I know gorillas have two legs, but she could be screwing a hairy old man and not know the difference, the breath probably smells the same.)  Watch out for those sheep that roam the hills in Alaska!!!

Florida, Alaska–I wonder if they have caught the perpetrators in the act?  Wildlife at its best, what goes on in dumb dicks head?  Gonorrhea, syphilis and all other diseases to take home to the loved ones.  (You notice the plural after loved—just for the poly people)  

Shocked by cases of humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Alaska and Florida are (here comes that word) considering bans on bestiality.  The two states are among 15 where the practice is not explicitly illegal. 

Alaska’s House Judiciary Committee heard testimony Friday on a measure that would expand the state’s animal cruelty law to include sexual conduct.  I wonder if Gov. Palin is going to veto the bill when it comes across her desk?  I think she is a product of bestial incest.  $10,000 fine and up to a year in jail.   Expensive piece of bear tail, how cruel to screw a bear in hibernation.

Florida has a bill that would make bestiality punishable by up to five years in prison, no fines just having a good time screwing each other instead of the Manatees.

Enough, watching NCAA’s womens basketball; have the best day you can and please try to control the pet population, don’t screw your dog.

WHAT TO DO IN WASILLA ALASKA? SCORE SOME DRUGS FORM SHERRY L. JOHNSTON

I told you Wasilla was meth, coke, heroin and oxy town.  Now we have the mama of Palins daughters fiancee under arrest after months of undercover investigation.  Sherry, was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.  I don’t think that awesome, what is there to do in Wasilla?  Shoot deer from a helicopter, get drunk with the locals or really enjoy yourself with some good shit?  Troopers served the warrant at Johnston’s home at the “conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation.” 

You don’t have to be from the South (lower 48) to be recognized as PWT; the label is nationwide.  Between Reverend Warren and Sherry Johnston we shall be entertained for at least a week with this. 

Great woman’s volleyball game on today.  Standford vs. Penn State, if you have a chance to see these athletes with brains and beauty, watch it and now why volleyball is a spectator sport.   Stanford, Penn State, not only do you have the most intelligent athletes competing, they graduate and the scholarships are put to good use.   Complete 360 in this rambling, who cares?  Have the best day you can and smile, because if you smile it will comeback ten fold.

WALMART VS NEIMAN MARCUS–GO SARAH GO

Go Sarah, Go Sarah you are just the hockey mom from shit hole, drug infested, give a drunk a drink, rural, Alaska and what you used to be ain’t no more.  BS, lies, con woman, and the best of it all is you believe your own horseshit.  Get real America, look forward to a new day and a new challenge.  Vote early and avoid the BS of the long lines and “you are at the wrong polling place”, game.  Go Obama & Biden.  Dementia and AK-47’s don’t make it in my book.

DRILL FOR A BRAIN IN THE PRESIDENTS HEAD, NOT IN THE PROTECTED ENVIORNMENTS!!

I don’t have to say much more.  The greed is apparent, we have had more then enough years to develop an alternative to the oil BS.  You have this untalented, schmuck that is a follower of greed, asking to undo the laws that have protected pristine areas of the U.S. from oil exploration: Fool of a man, for the very few to get rich and it will not reduce the cost of gasoline in the U.S.  We are being told lies again, the $’s will not be saved, the $’s will go into the deep pockets of the very few and we will still pay through our noses.

We are spoiled, so be it, but use sharing and being imaginative with transportation and do not succumb to the fools that tell us to drill off our coasts, in pristine Alaskan habitat and other places that are still semi pure of mans greed.

This is a rant of anger at those that are pulled along by the the very few, who are the wealth of this nation and the very few who take and give nothing back to the world but the bottom line.  Wake up Americans, it is a new day and I don’t want to look at an idiots face any more, who can’t say more then two words without saying ah, ah and who reminds me of a wind up doll.  Guess who I am talking about?  VP, come out of hiding, you have screwed us and that evil Penguin Rove still talks like he cares.  Why don’t Scooter, Cheney, Rove and the Bushman go the nearest closed down gay men’s bathhouse, get it up and running and screw each-other instead of screwing all of us.  Done with that rant, I am going swimming.